gap yah part deux

so if you're anything like me, and can't stop talking posh after seeing this last week... 

(where the hell have i been? and for our friends overseas who have to listen to this dribble on the daily from your own townies...apologies!)
here's even more madness from the comedic minds of The Unexpected Items' Matt Lacey. 

just really felt like i had to make you awah.
lash gordon. out. 

so totally remembering the tactical chunder for this weekend.

xo

i want your sax

because guilty feet have got no rhythm.

honestly, have you ever tried to dougie after taking too many pennies from the tray?!


ever macarena'ed after lying to the stewardess just so you could get upgraded to first class for free?

ever successfully done the electric slide after eating too much cake, drinking too much champagne and accidentally making out with the best man at your sister's wedding?

me neither.

if loving this is wrong, 

i don't wanna be right.

 i do, however, want a pair of pleather pants like sergio's. desperately.


xo

thank you to my awesome friend Janel for the gift of sergio. he's the gift that keeps on giving. cause even when you turn it off, the song keeps playing in your head. 
all. damn. day. 
enjoy!

weekend plans

last night i made a video and tweeted it like it was my job. 

it wasn't funny. i just wanted to be silly.

i probably lost half my followers.

sigh.

am i losing my edge? 

(ha! i think i lost it like 10 years ago.)

lets just hope i don't have to resort to this anytime soon...

...although i do enjoy a double date game night with wine and cheese... but only if he's wearing pleated khaki pants. 

xo

ps. i'm kidding. about all of the above. except for the video. and the wine. no jokes there. sigh.

badass of the week!

holy hell. 


of course we've all been touched, in some way or another--even if its just by watching the news or reading about it online--by the heartbreaking disaster in japan. its everywhere we look, yet we don't often hear stories like this one: 


Hideaki Akaiwa

this guy takes badass to a whole new level. 

kinda makes me want to bust out my nun chucks and show you some moves.

what? you don't think i can??? oh trust. the huz is living in los angeles right now (more on that later), 

therefore

i 

am 

basically 

a 

single

parent.

trust me. i can kick some serious ass. 

but nothing like these guys.

(quite possibly my favorite video all week. a perfect way to start the weekend, if you ask me!)

XO

(image/story via badassoftheweek)